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Reality Show Overload
Bear with me for a minute while I stream my weirdest of weird dreams to you - I was on a flight to Australia (my favorite destination) and leaving from Chicago (just like in this season’s The Amazing Race). Somehow my flight got delayed and landed at LAX, I got off the plane, went to the mall (I hate shopping) got a set of Adidas athletic shoes.
For some reason I got delayed going through security but managed to get to the gate just as the 747 was pushing back from the gate. The gate attendent stopped the plane, and I was allowed to board the cockpit through a front entrance on the 747 (don’t ask me the logistics of this). When I got on the plane I took note of the two female pilots - they were the BOWLING MOMS Linda and Karen from the Amazing Race 5! I was so thrilled!
Linda and Karen successfully get the lumbering 747 airborne but they had a bit of an altitude problem and unfortunately did an emergency belly landing (Fear Factor?) in a nearby field and somehow took out a MINI (my other overload), a Ford Focus and a Dodge minivan. They were subsequently fired by Trump Air (The Apprentice).